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Life Is What Happens While You Make Other Plans: A Memoir

Jerry Kolins
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Jerry’s zest for life and breadth of experiences, combined with an idiosyncratic sense of humor, have yielded this collection of entertaining, insightful, and heartwarming essays. Life Is What Happens While You Make Other Plans is a must-read for anyone interested in getting a glimpse of life through the spectacles of a modern-day Renaissance man.
—DAVID LEE, MD, emergency department physician, Palomar Health

Dr. Jerry Kolins—pathologist, hospital administrator, scuba diver, fine wine collector, Wolverine football fanatic, and bow tie aficionado—has now shown what he can do as a writer. Life Is What Happens While You Make Other Plans is a collection of essays that are poignant, funny, and sincere.
—JOHN CANNON, retired, editor at the San Diego Union-Tribune for twenty-seven years; Pulitzer Prize nominee; and graduate of Loyola University Chicago

Jerry couldn’t make it physically through one day of football practice, but his passion and obsession with Michigan football are truly sincere to those of us who played the game.
—BRAYLON EDWARDS, Fred Biletnikoff Award winner (2004), NFL Pro Bowl (2007), and author of Doing It My Way: My Outspoken Life as a Michigan Wolverine, NFL Receiver, and Beyond

Jerry’s vibrant personality comes across through his engaging prose, the relatively concise themed segments, and his ability and willingness to tackle a wide range of topics, even extremely painful and personal ones, head-on. That’s rather brave of him, and it adds significantly to the authenticity of his voice.
—DIARMAID Ó FOIGHIL, professor and curator, Department of Ecology and Evolutionary Biology, University of Michigan

  • Cover
  • Title Page
  • Copyright Page
  • Dedication
  • Contents
  • Introduction
  • One: The Early Years
    • Pineapple Upside-Down Cake
    • The Sobbing Sofa, or How I Became the “Obedient One”
    • Wel-Met Camps and the Naïveté of Adolescence, Part 1
    • Wel-Met Camps, Part 2
  • Two: Junior High School
    • My First Love
    • The Answers Are in the Back of the Book
  • Three: Senior High School
    • Ronnie
    • When Are You Supposed to Have Sex?
    • The Top of the Sixes
    • Not My Finest Moment
  • Four: College
    • Physical Education: A College Requirement
    • That College Dream
  • Five: Medical School
    • How to Choose a Medical Career
    • Sistine Chapel
    • Wash Your Hands
    • Dr. Paul Sweda
    • Detroit: No Place for Wimps
  • Six: Internship and Residency
    • The Spleen
    • Seersucker Pants and Redemption
    • A Portrait of Tolerance
    • That’s an Abnormal Pancreas
  • Seven: Marriage and Parenting
    • A First Date Leading to Marriage
    • My Kingdom for a Procedure Manual
    • Hi, Mrs. Kolins
    • Raising Parents
    • Handing in Your Homework
    • Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus
    • Longs Peak in Rocky Mountain National Park
    • Renaissance Man
    • Electric Trains at Christmastime
    • Daddy’s Home
    • The Ladder
    • Poky and His Struggles in the Real World
    • Learning the Creative Use of Money
    • Mom, When Are You Leaving Town Again?
  • Eight: Professional Career
    • Climate Change
    • A Pathologist’s Bedside Manner
    • The Bow Tie
    • The Hemoglobin Is Significantly Elevated
    • Dorothy Farrow (1928–2019)
    • I’m Seventy-One
    • Cleaning House
    • Dr. David Lee
    • The Grammarians
    • Dr. James Bried
  • Nine: Michigan and Dreams of Athleticism
    • Michigan Men’s Football Experience
    • On My Obsession with Michigan Football
    • Michigan Meshuggaas
    • Sweet Stories
    • Ann Arbor and John Will
  • Ten: Daydreaming
    • Mamma Mia
    • Airline Etiquette
  • Eleven: Friends
    • Ian Lazarus and My First College Baseball Game
    • Paul Buck and Reva Wright: Lesson No. 1
    • Paul Buck and Reva Wright: Lesson No. 2
    • Bill Fileti
    • Arthur J. Silvergleid and Margaret Anderson-Silvergleid
    • Michael Orlando, MD, PhD
  • Twelve: Personal
    • The Thank-You Card
    • The Motorcycle and the Department of Motor Vehicles
    • Fine Dining in New York City
    • A Man’s Got to Know His Limitations
    • You Cannot Make an Asymptomatic Patient Feel Better
  • Thirteen: Retirement
    • On Retirement
  • Epilogue
  • Acknowledgments
  • Appendix I: Books
  • Appendix II: Movies
  • Appendix III: Music
  • Index
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Published: 2021
Publisher: Maize Books
ISBN(s)
  • 978-1-60785-709-9 (hardcover)
  • 978-1-60785-711-2 (open access)
  • 978-1-60785-710-5 (ebook)
Subject
  • HUMOR / Form/Essays
  • BIOGRAPHY & AUTOBIOGRAPHY / Personal Memoirs
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